June 2013
13 posts
“Life always give us exactly the teacher we need at every moment. This includes every mosquito, every misfortune, every red light, every traffic jam, every obnoxious supervisor, every illness, every loss, every moment of joy or depression, every addiction, every breath. Every moment is the guru.”
—Charlotte Joko Beck (via larmoyante)
*doctor delivers baby* congratulations its a healthy boy! *slaps butt and the baby starts crying* oh… how unfortunate, he’s a pussy ass nerd.. should i dispose of him or are you okay with this
May 2013
109 posts
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.
“Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.
What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.” —(via oxfay)
What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.” —(via oxfay)
“I can get my head turned by a good-looking guy as much as the next girl. But sexy doesn’t impress me. Smart impresses me, strength of character impresses me. But most of all, I am impressed by kindness. Kindness, I think, comes from learning hard lessons well, from falling and picking yourself up. It comes from surviving failure and loss. It implies an understanding of the human condition, forgives its many flaws and quirks. When I see that in someone, it fills me with admiration.”
—Lisa Unger, Beautiful Lies (via kristenlovesyou)
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
Post Acid
Wavves
Misery
Will you comfort me?
In my time of need
Would you understand?
Understand, won’t you understand?
In my time of need
Would you understand?
That I’m just havin fun
That I’m just havin fun
With you
With you
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
—Billy, age 4 (via oxfay)
“People empty me. I have to get away to refill.”
—Charles Bukowski (via livefortravel)
You can always tell when someone’s full of shit by quoting “E.E. Cummings” instead of “e.e. cummings”
He used E.E. sometimes but no.
